LeBron James is shutting us up

I have blasted LeBron James over and over again. I've crushed him over his need to leave his hometown in order to join forces with two other All-Stars that could take some of the pressure off of him. I've killed him and his teammates for their flashy, strobe light-filled entrance to Miami. I've destroyed him for his inability to thrive in the clutch and close out a meaningful game. For the longest time, it was warranted. 722 days